The Human Monkey Wrench

• Real Name: Unknown

• Height: 6’1” (upright on hands or feet)

• Weight: 290 lbs (high bone density, mutated anatomy)

• Affiliation: The Treacherous Three

• Base of Operations: Rotates between safehouses, sewers, and broken circus tents

• Specialty: Mutated movement, unorthodox martial arts, physical unpredictability

• Artifacts: N/A – mutation is organic, likely Affliction-derived

⚙️ ORIGIN STORY

Face Ass is a man twisted by fate—or something worse. Rumored to be a product of an Affliction (a reality-warping phenomenon that affects unlucky individuals), Face Ass was once a street acrobat and pickpocket. But one day, something in his DNA broke.

His face… migrated. His head dissolved, reappearing as a living, contorted mask across his chest. His arms and legs ballooned with powerful, sinewy muscle, while his feet became just as dexterous and lethal as his hands. Most would have been institutionalized. Face Ass chose evolution.

Now walking on either limbs interchangeably, flipping across battlefields with nightmarish grace, he’s turned his deformity into dominance. A mutant contortionist with devastating kicks and eerie body control, Face Ass is an urban legend brought to life. His enemies never know where to look—or where the next blow will come from.

Recruited by A-mann Da-Panda for his freakish combat potential, Face Ass completes The Treacherous Three with pure chaotic momentum.

💀 POWERS & ABILITIES

• Mutated Physiology: His body is built for war in the strangest ways. High muscle density, expanded joint range, and fluid spinal flexion let him bend, twist, and launch in impossible directions.

• Feet as Hands: Face Ass’s feet function with full hand dexterity—allowing him to grip, punch, wield weapons, or scale walls using any limb.

• Superhuman Agility & Speed: His unique body grants him monkey-like acrobatics. He can leap great distances, dodge gunfire, and traverse any urban environment with spider-like speed.

• Unorthodox Combat Style: He fights using “Footwork,” an unpredictable martial art of kicks, grabs, and flips. His opponents can’t anticipate his angles, and most can’t keep up.

• Surprising Strength: Face Ass can lift full-grown men with his feet and kick through metal with enough force to rupture car doors.

⛓️ WEAKNESSES

• Psychological Instability: His mutation affected more than his body. He often speaks in non-sequiturs, mimics others, or dissociates entirely mid-fight.

• Center of Mass Exposure: With his face located on his chest, a direct strike to his core can disorient or blind him.

• Low Strategic Thinking: Face Ass operates on instinct and sensation. He requires direction in large-scale battles and is unreliable in complex tactics.

• Disfigurement Bias: His appearance draws extreme attention and discrimination—making stealth and diplomacy near impossible.

🧠 PSYCHOLOGICAL PROFILE

Face Ass doesn’t dwell on how he became what he is. He embraces it. He calls his face "The Looker" and claims it sees more truth on the chest than it ever did on a head. He moves like a circus act and fights like a prison riot.

He’s not evil—but he is touched. His brain moves like his body: erratically, intensely, and with bursts of animal clarity. He loves his team (especially Razor Line, who shares his love of chaos) and treats Amanda Panda like an angry older brother.

Face Ass is loyalty wrapped in deformity, with fists where feet should be and a laugh that makes people flinch.

If you’re fighting him, you’re not fighting fair—and neither is he.

🩻 POWER LEVELS

Attribute Rating (1–7)

Strength 5 (limb leverage and raw power)

Durability 4 (shock-resistant physiology)

Intelligence 2 (emotionally reactive, low logic)

Agility 7 (inhuman contortion and motion)

Combat Skill 6 (unconventional but lethal)

Sanity 2 (fractured but self-aware)